Damn you all . . .

Oh… not you, the viewer…

Damn you… Damn all of you spammers.

I went in today to moderate comments, and there were EIGHTY FOUR spam messages and ONE valid Comment.
Why do you do this to us all?
It’s just a degree of terrorism!
You cost many of us time.
You cost us money.
You cause us grief.
Why not get a job digging ditches like the rest of us?!?

OK… I’ll retract the epithet.
I will, however, ask God to cause you infinite equipment malfunctions.